That’s right silly humanz its me, Figaro. I’m inn charge now and i’m going to tell you MY storie. So lissen up and lissen good ‘cause repeeting miself makes Figaro MAD!!!!

Now your probabbly wundering what happened in my lyfe to make me so mad. Well stop wundering ‘cause your abowt to find owt. I was born on the wronng side of the tracks in a colonie of feral cats- that’s right I said FERAL. I’m not one of those fancie purebred domehstyc cats i’m a tough feral ok? I have streeet cred. Ask anyone.

Anyweighs, my mom dropped me on the door of a restarunt that she drops all her kids at ‘cause I has a great mom and if you say anything bad about her I will find owt!!!!! The restarunt owners took me in and fed me and gave me sheltir. Then I founds my furever home with my mommy Nora. I hav too sesters and an auntie and unkle. My sesters are babie Coco and oldur seester Neeko. My auntie is Stella and my unkle is Bosco. Coco is cranky like me Bosco is a scardy cat and Neeko and Stella are beauty queenz.

That’s my heroic orijin storie hopefullie you lerned someting.

Stay Mad Humanz,

Fig >:(